dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I got chris browned last night
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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