Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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