Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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