In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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