you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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accomplished twins. life is a go
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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