Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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