Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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