I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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