margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You're like the curious george of whores
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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