We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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