Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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