You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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