I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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