Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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