I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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