i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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