whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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