are you so shy because you have an std?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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