Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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