why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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