i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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