At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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