He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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