Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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