you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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