R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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