no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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