when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You are the jesus of drinking
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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