It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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