theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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