Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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