found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize