12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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