just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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