So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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