Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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