I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Stupid Covid-19
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