We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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