Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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