I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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