dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
There's always time for handjobs
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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