Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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