hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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