And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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