I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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