I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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