I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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