The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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