This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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