Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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